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We’re aware of the irony of making commodity goods that say ‘Capitalism is Trash’. Don’t @ us.
KOOZIEs® are awesome for keeping your beer cold and your hands warm. In fact, it might even be a criminal offense to *not* use a KOOZIE® down here in the South.
Also, in case you were wondering, we were forced via a C&D from the lawyers at Big KOOZIE® to stylize their name exactly as shown for any reference to it in our product descriptions. True story.